If You're Too Broke To Buy A Charger, Go And Sell Your Iphone

AI Transcript

“You bought a device that is more powerful than the computer that sent the first man to the moon, but you treat it like a landline that must be plugged into your neighbor's wall. Eh? You are asking me to unplug my own phone so that you can charge yours. Am I the power hoarding company? Did I sign a contract to supply you electricity? If you are too broke to buy a charger, go and sell that your nonsense iPhone and buy a Nokia 3310. At least the battery lasts forever. Or better still, go and buy a solar panel and strap it at your back so that you can be walking around with your own power station.”